If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Tracker Jackers- Genetically engineered wasps from the Capitol. One or two stings can cause powerful hallucinations, but several stings can lead to death of the victim.
Stare at the hypnosis for at least 30 seconds then look at the woods in the arena.
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my heart just broke in 9 seconds..
Ohmygod I’m crying! :/
that dog :(
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I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK
Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?
It has to know what time to display on its face.